NY Comedy Bling

Episode 17: 40 Chambers of shame!

2006-09-11T00:00:00.000-07:00

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NY NEWS:
• Shitty Teachers Busted
• Sumurai Killa — 40 Chambers of shame!
• Net Pervert Busted — NOT ME!
• Heat kills 24 Peepz — More Air for us!
• Cabby Returns Jewelz, in other news Div bangs 20 Cabbies

YOU GOT BLINGED:
• Mets star — Paul LoDuca Cheats on the Girls he Cheats on Girls with. Wha?!?
• Lohan Wants To Bang Entire Army — in other news Jack Joins Army
• McCartney Locks Wife outta Mansion. HAHAHAHAHA!
• Not exploiting nine/11 anniversary = Un-American

BIG FINISH:
BOTTLE BOMBZ!

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Episode 16: SNAKES ON BLING!

2006-08-20T19:19:00.000-07:00

Welcome to our Special SNAKES ON PLANE episode, bitches!

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NY NEWS:
• 100 Mil MTA Office = Pookie Living in Luxory
• Fake Kid Scam... Fuck Birth! Faking it nets you 113Gs!
• Don't Piss Off UK Mothers — Baby Bottle Bombz
• Jon Benet Ramsey Killer is NOT Div
• Cops Busted for Hookers

YOU GOT BLINGED:
• Boy George = Boy Janitor
• Kate Hudson Divorces Husband (because of infidelity with NYCB podcast host)
• David Copperfield Finds Fountain of Youth (Snakes are not the only things on crack apparently)
• Paris CD = What's Next — Sex Creams?
• DiCaprio Gay Porn Movie

BIG FINISH:
SNAKES ON PLANE REVIEW!

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Episode 15: DIV'S IN REHAB!

2006-08-13T17:36:00.000-07:00

Div will be back next episode in our "Snakes On Plane" special! L-Fly is filling in this week with her extra cuteness™.

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NY NEWS:
• Motherfucking Hot!
• Assology
• Miami Vice Pirates
• Real Blinging Estate
• Hospital Complaints = Roach in Glass

YOU GOT BLINGED:
• Paris would bang Paris apparently
• Pam Anderson Weds, upstaged by a homo (7th Heaven is not about gay gang bangs)
• K-Fed's Mom chilling with Ron Jeremy
• Jenna Jameson Talking Doll (need we say more?!)
• Welcome Back, Welcome Back Fat-Ass! Travolota is Fat Again
• Jacko Fires Everybody

BIG FINISH:
MEL GIBSON GETS DRUNK AND GOES APE-SHIT ON JEWS

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Episode 14: Oops I Blained It Again!

2006-05-13T09:23:00.000-07:00

WE'RE BACK BITCHES!!! ...but no longer weekly because Jack got fired from DeVry Air Conditioning Inc., so we're no longer co-workers. AKA — we're not physically together as often to do this Podcast.

BUT KEEP YOURSELF SUBSCRIBED because we are here until we both die. Consider our return to be like that of a Tupac CD every 2 years. Just kidding, we should be premiering a NEW EPISODE A FEW TIMES PER MONTH.

AIGHT! Div loves you bitches, keep supporting us!

LISTEN NOW:

NY NEWS:
• Peeper Skillz
• Bear killed in NJ Because it Wanted to Eat Children
• Rolling Rock = Favorite Non-Crunk Beer
• Subway Flasher = Mad Prep Time?!

YOU GOT BLINGED:
• Model Falls out of RV. (This is why you listen to this show)
• 1. Britney Spears endangers Kid
• 2. Oops She Banged With No Protection AGAIN!
• 3. K-Fed's Album has Gotten Killed in Iraq

BIG FINISH:
• David Blaine = Underwater Pussy

Plus, THE BLINGLIST.

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Episode 13: D-Cups Galore!

2006-04-01T09:56:00.000-08:00

L-FLY in the HOUSE! She's a special guest with the extra cuteness! Tune in to see how uncomfortable we can make her.

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NY NEWS:
• Fish Murderer
• Kid gets belted in front of class!
• Boob Jobs Gone Wrong. (or right)
• Tombstone Crack
• Transplant Wedding

YOU GOT BLINGED:
• Fat Bitchney Statue — WTF?
• Friends No More
• Clay Aiken for Cock (Gay or Not?)
• Basic In-Stink — Sharon Stone and her Wrinkley Vagina
• Destinys Child Walk of Fame. Deserved or Not?

BIG FINISH:
Naomi Campbell beats Maid viciously with Cell Phone. How can you resist not listening to us?

Plus, THE BLINGLIST.

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Episode 12: Vagina Now Being Served

2006-03-25T09:29:00.000-08:00

We're back on time! Enhanced podcast for all you mofos. Holla!

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NY NEWS:
• Central Park Coyote — Run Hal Run!
• NY Air is Worst Evarrrrr
• NY Pay Toilets = Lil Crack Houses
• Subwaypalooza
• Parole Officer Ratings!
• NYU Best School in Bizarro World

YOU GOT BLINGED:
• $3 Million Big Pussy Lawsuit = Vagina Being Served
• Zagat Shopping Survey
• Snakes on Plane coverage!
• Cruise must hate furniture
• Pitt Bruised = Kinky Angelina?
• Slutty Hilton bangs 2 dudes

BIG FINISH:
Charlie Sheen gets intelligent and explains 9/11 conspiracy. HAHAHA!

Plus, THE BLINGLIST.

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Episode 11: Stupid Chocolate Salty Balls

2006-03-18T15:22:00.000-08:00

All our podcasts will be released only on .m4a format from now on (we used to use .mp3). We decided to switch to take advantage of the enhanced podcast features. *This episode is late because our hosts are a bunch of bitches. Just kidding. Sort of.*

LISTEN NOW:

NY NEWS:
• Black Power Kiddie
• Subway Thug busted by Mom
• Camera Phones = Hated by Flashers
• Cellphone Manners Survey's Shocking Results!

YOU GOT BLINGED:
• K-Fed is on allowance
• Chef from South Park Resigns
• Colin Farrell's sex tape = Millions for Playboy Slut
• Jessica Simpson to cool for Bush

BIG FINISH:
Three 6 Mafia = Whips out their Oscar to get into Clubs

Plus, THE BLINGLIST.

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Episode 10: Oscarz Bling

2006-03-11T06:05:00.000-08:00

CONGRATULATIONS TO US! 10th EPISODE BITCHES! Thanks for listening. Subscribe to this podcast and be there when we hit 25!

LISTEN NOW:

NY NEWS:
• Racist Deli Moron
• NY Rated 32nd "Livable" City
• Bloomy's Snapple Deal tastes like Banana-Kiwi-Ass
• How to beat NYC tickets
• Pope 'Pod — Blingin' P-Daddy
• MTA Complaints get higher than Snoop on marijuana plantation

YOU GOT BLINGED:
• Fat + Britney = Fatney?
• "Boy George" escapes being "Boy in George"
• Luthor Vandross Gay? NYCB offers pathetic analysis.
• Brokeback Man, Heath tells us what it's like to kiss men. Jack barfs.

BIG FINISH:
Oscarz — News NYCB found interesting, hottest chicks and dudes and who's tits were on the verge of popping out? FIND OUT.

Plus, THE BLINGLIST.

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Episode 9: Lil' Leaker

2006-03-04T09:32:00.000-08:00

For whatever reason, the funny headlines this week were all sex-related! We present our most perverted show ever!

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NY NEWS:
• Sausage Shaving Part 2 — Starting Young
• Sperm Club — (My lawyer prohibitis me from commenting)
• NYPD Whore Monger!
• 4yr old player? NOT.

YOU GOT BLINGED:
• Anna Nicole Smith actually looking hot
• Barry Bonds = Keep womens clothing away from him
• Lindsay Lohan Nipple Slip
• Little Kim's Titties are Leaking!

BIG FINISH:
Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation — Need we say more?

Plus, THE BLINGLIST.

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Episode 8: Unfresh Beavers

2006-02-25T18:23:00.000-08:00

Div goes undercover in THE Woman's Lockeroom for the last week of February! OH HELL YEAH!

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NY NEWS:
• Pickle Caper
• Funeral Home Body Snatching
• Lottery Bling
• H&R Bitch
• Jurassic Beaver found!

YOU GOT BLINGED:
• Samuel L. Jackson illiterate?
• Mr Britney = Mr.Pathetic
• Celebrity Thief sent to Big House
• Nicole Kidman marries redneck?

BIG FINISH:
D-Trump goes ape-shit on M-Stew

Plus, THE BLINGLIST.

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Episode 7: White Stuff

2006-02-18T06:19:00.000-08:00

Smacking down the third week of February!

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NY NEWS:
• 27 inches, bitches!
• Food Stamp Cops
• Sexual Harassment for chicks
• Gym Teacher Bribe Action
• Cemetary Poo Dudes

YOU GOT BLINGED:
• Kid Rock Porno: umm... HELL NO!
• Michael Jackson Hush Money
• P-Hilt bombed with white stuff
• Winter Olympics pimp slapped by American Idol

BIG FINISH:
Cheney shoots his dawg in the face!

Plus, THE BLINGLIST.

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Episode 6: Panty Smellers

2006-02-11T18:11:00.000-08:00

Special guest, Tony — smackin' up NYC with us in the 2nd week of February.

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NY NEWS:
• Cat Cop
• Busta's Bling Handler - K.I.A.
• Bloomy Goes Nuts, fires solitaire loser
• Bomb Bitch — "Whoops, I forgot about 9-11"
• Principal Panty Pervert

YOU GOT BLINGED:
• Britney's Baby = Airbag
• P. Diddy's Gay Uncle was stylin'
• Mo Titties, No Problemz
• Ellen Barkin = $20 million dollar pigeon lady

BIG FINISH:
Grammy Awards = Titties Extravaganza!

Plus, THE BLINGLIST.

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Episode 5: Oscar Winning Vagina

2006-02-04T06:03:00.000-08:00

Complete comic obliteration of the first week of February by Jack & Div.

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NYCB NEWS:
• Poo on my lawn and i'll poo on your hair
• Dancing Dragons = Chinese New Year
• M-Bloom's galpal: Not a freak
• Beat Children — But not to death
• Isiah (un)love child
• G-Bush says no Humanimals
• New Metrocard technolo... ZZZ...

YOU GOT BLINGED:
• And the Oscar goes to... Paris Hilton's Vagina!
• Michael Jackson = Hates NYCB
• Razzies (Jack does the worst Rock impersonation in the history of mankind)
• Kirsten Dunst + Skank Desease = Crackwhore Bitch

BIG FINISH:
Brokeback Mountain = Dookie Love

Plus, find out who's on the BLINGLIST!

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Episode 4: Sausage Shaving

2006-01-28T07:56:00.000-08:00

Big Pimpin' the fourth week of January!

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NY NEWS:
• Beer Truck vs. Bear Maul
• Phat Pillz
• Bed Bugs vs. Roaches: Gang War

YOU GOT BLINGED:
• Miss Michael Jackson
• Katie Holme's turkey baster
• Kimora Lee Simmons = Fabulously Crazy Bitch

BIG FINSH:
Isiah Thomas Lawsuit Verdict: Vagina Denied

And the BLING LIST, the three most blingingest of the week!

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Episode 3: BLOW ME (up)

2006-01-20T19:16:00.000-08:00

Blowin' up the 3rd week of January

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NYCB News:
• H-Clint vs. L-Bush
• Ground Coffee... er I mean Zero
• Subway reception conniption

You got blinged:
• Janet Jackson's got milk
• Han Solo loves Chewbacca?
• Div goes ballistic over celebrity culture

Big Finish:
• Osama Bin Laden = True playa

Bling List:
Find out who's the top 3 blingingest

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Episode 2: De-Crack Whoreing

2006-01-14T10:17:00.000-08:00

Jack and Div break down what's poppin' the second week of 2006.

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• Lindsay Lohan: NASA lover
• Best/Worst dressed list
• Top NY Dog
• NYCB analyzes Schwarzenegger injury
• 40oz + Bagel = Crazy Delicious
• Star Jones diet: Protein rich
• Big Finish: Brangelina Baby
• *New* — Top 3 of the week

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Episode 1: Drive-by Podcasting

2006-01-07T11:18:00.000-08:00

Jack and Div take you through what's poppin' the first week of 2006.

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• Happy Holidays! = Give me presents!
• New Years' Resolutions: Blingin' 2006
• Lindsay Lohan: Even I wouldn't hit it
• Mob War or Gang War?
• Memoirs of a Geisha: Lil Kim wants to sell you something for $200,000 dollars

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