Episode 17: 40 Chambers of shame!

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NY NEWS:
• Shitty Teachers Busted
• Sumurai Killa — 40 Chambers of shame!
• Net Pervert Busted — NOT ME!
• Heat kills 24 Peepz — More Air for us!
• Cabby Returns Jewelz, in other news Div bangs 20 Cabbies

YOU GOT BLINGED:
• Mets star — Paul LoDuca Cheats on the Girls he Cheats on Girls with. Wha?!?
• Lohan Wants To Bang Entire Army — in other news Jack Joins Army
• McCartney Locks Wife outta Mansion. HAHAHAHAHA!
• Not exploiting nine/11 anniversary = Un-American

BIG FINISH:
BOTTLE BOMBZ!


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Episode 16: SNAKES ON BLING!

Welcome to our Special SNAKES ON PLANE episode, bitches!

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NY NEWS:
• 100 Mil MTA Office = Pookie Living in Luxory
• Fake Kid Scam... Fuck Birth! Faking it nets you 113Gs!
• Don't Piss Off UK Mothers — Baby Bottle Bombz
• Jon Benet Ramsey Killer is NOT Div
• Cops Busted for Hookers

YOU GOT BLINGED:
• Boy George = Boy Janitor
• Kate Hudson Divorces Husband (because of infidelity with NYCB podcast host)
• David Copperfield Finds Fountain of Youth (Snakes are not the only things on crack apparently)
• Paris CD = What's Next — Sex Creams?
• DiCaprio Gay Porn Movie

BIG FINISH:
SNAKES ON PLANE REVIEW!


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Episode 15: DIV'S IN REHAB!

Div will be back next episode in our "Snakes On Plane" special! L-Fly is filling in this week with her extra cuteness™.

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NY NEWS:
• Motherfucking Hot!
• Assology
• Miami Vice Pirates
• Real Blinging Estate
• Hospital Complaints = Roach in Glass

YOU GOT BLINGED:
• Paris would bang Paris apparently
• Pam Anderson Weds, upstaged by a homo (7th Heaven is not about gay gang bangs)
• K-Fed's Mom chilling with Ron Jeremy
• Jenna Jameson Talking Doll (need we say more?!)
• Welcome Back, Welcome Back Fat-Ass! Travolota is Fat Again
• Jacko Fires Everybody

BIG FINISH:
MEL GIBSON GETS DRUNK AND GOES APE-SHIT ON JEWS


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Episode 14: Oops I Blained It Again!

WE'RE BACK BITCHES!!! ...but no longer weekly because Jack got fired from DeVry Air Conditioning Inc., so we're no longer co-workers. AKA — we're not physically together as often to do this Podcast.

BUT KEEP YOURSELF SUBSCRIBED because we are here until we both die. Consider our return to be like that of a Tupac CD every 2 years. Just kidding, we should be premiering a NEW EPISODE A FEW TIMES PER MONTH.

AIGHT! Div loves you bitches, keep supporting us!


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NY NEWS:
• Peeper Skillz
• Bear killed in NJ Because it Wanted to Eat Children
• Rolling Rock = Favorite Non-Crunk Beer
• Subway Flasher = Mad Prep Time?!

YOU GOT BLINGED:
• Model Falls out of RV. (This is why you listen to this show)
• 1. Britney Spears endangers Kid
• 2. Oops She Banged With No Protection AGAIN!
• 3. K-Fed's Album has Gotten Killed in Iraq

BIG FINISH:
• David Blaine = Underwater Pussy

Plus, THE BLINGLIST.



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Episode 13: D-Cups Galore!

L-FLY in the HOUSE! She's a special guest with the extra cuteness! Tune in to see how uncomfortable we can make her.


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NY NEWS:
• Fish Murderer
• Kid gets belted in front of class!
• Boob Jobs Gone Wrong. (or right)
• Tombstone Crack
• Transplant Wedding

YOU GOT BLINGED:
• Fat Bitchney Statue — WTF?
• Friends No More
• Clay Aiken for Cock (Gay or Not?)
• Basic In-Stink — Sharon Stone and her Wrinkley Vagina
• Destinys Child Walk of Fame. Deserved or Not?

BIG FINISH:
Naomi Campbell beats Maid viciously with Cell Phone. How can you resist not listening to us?

Plus, THE BLINGLIST.



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Episode 12: Vagina Now Being Served

We're back on time! Enhanced podcast for all you mofos. Holla!

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NY NEWS:
• Central Park Coyote — Run Hal Run!
• NY Air is Worst Evarrrrr
• NY Pay Toilets = Lil Crack Houses
• Subwaypalooza
• Parole Officer Ratings!
• NYU Best School in Bizarro World

YOU GOT BLINGED:
• $3 Million Big Pussy Lawsuit = Vagina Being Served
• Zagat Shopping Survey
• Snakes on Plane coverage!
• Cruise must hate furniture
• Pitt Bruised = Kinky Angelina?
• Slutty Hilton bangs 2 dudes

BIG FINISH:
Charlie Sheen gets intelligent and explains 9/11 conspiracy. HAHAHA!

Plus, THE BLINGLIST.



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Episode 11: Stupid Chocolate Salty Balls

All our podcasts will be released only on .m4a format from now on (we used to use .mp3). We decided to switch to take advantage of the enhanced podcast features. *This episode is late because our hosts are a bunch of bitches. Just kidding. Sort of.*

LISTEN NOW:

NY NEWS:
• Black Power Kiddie
• Subway Thug busted by Mom
• Camera Phones = Hated by Flashers
• Cellphone Manners Survey's Shocking Results!

YOU GOT BLINGED:
• K-Fed is on allowance
• Chef from South Park Resigns
• Colin Farrell's sex tape = Millions for Playboy Slut
• Jessica Simpson to cool for Bush

BIG FINISH:
Three 6 Mafia = Whips out their Oscar to get into Clubs

Plus, THE BLINGLIST.



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